Lydia Hearst Shaw
Erm, who? LH-S is a US actress, model, columnist and socialite.
Anything else? Yep, she’s also the heiress to the Hearst publishing fortune, started by her great-grandfather, William Randolph Hearst, who was famously the inspiration for Citizen Kane.
She’s rich then? Very. Tremendously, Très.
So, does her hairdresser hate her? Obvs you know nothing about hair fashion. Eye-skimming fringes are so now, they’re beyond now. They’re like, next week, or something.
Oookay... Eye-skimming fringes are best for diamond and oblong-shaped faces, and are perfect for those who want to show off their peepers.
And the dark roots? Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, Pixie Geldof… they’re all doing it.
Taryn Manning
Who she? You remember, she was the dodgy ex-girlfriend, Janeane, in 8 Mile.
Oh yes, we remember. She’s been quite vocal lately, right? She sure has, insisting, “I feel like I should have been [Oscar] nominated for Hustle & Flow to be honest and a lot of people feel that way.”
Get her! No, no, it’s OK, she still has her confidence, insisting, “I’m one part away from winning an Oscar.”
She’s annoying us now, let’s tackle the fringe. Horrible, isn’t it? Straight off a UK council estate, especially the drippy bits down the sides.
Unfair to council estate dwellers, non? Fair point.
Izabella Miko
Remind us? Izabella is an actress and dancer, who made her debut as Cammie in the classic, Coyote Ugly.
Anything else? She did star as Athena in the recent Clash Of The Titans, but all her scenes ended up on the cutting room floor.
So, the fringe… We’re just trying to get our heads round it. We think it’s some bouffant fringe/mega comb-over affair.
It ages her. Yes, it does.
How old is she? 30
Shame. Yep
Anything else? Yep, she’s also the heiress to the Hearst publishing fortune, started by her great-grandfather, William Randolph Hearst, who was famously the inspiration for Citizen Kane.
She’s rich then? Very. Tremendously, Très.
So, does her hairdresser hate her? Obvs you know nothing about hair fashion. Eye-skimming fringes are so now, they’re beyond now. They’re like, next week, or something.
Oookay... Eye-skimming fringes are best for diamond and oblong-shaped faces, and are perfect for those who want to show off their peepers.
And the dark roots? Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, Pixie Geldof… they’re all doing it.
Taryn Manning
Who she? You remember, she was the dodgy ex-girlfriend, Janeane, in 8 Mile.
Oh yes, we remember. She’s been quite vocal lately, right? She sure has, insisting, “I feel like I should have been [Oscar] nominated for Hustle & Flow to be honest and a lot of people feel that way.”
Get her! No, no, it’s OK, she still has her confidence, insisting, “I’m one part away from winning an Oscar.”
She’s annoying us now, let’s tackle the fringe. Horrible, isn’t it? Straight off a UK council estate, especially the drippy bits down the sides.
Unfair to council estate dwellers, non? Fair point.
Izabella Miko
Remind us? Izabella is an actress and dancer, who made her debut as Cammie in the classic, Coyote Ugly.
Anything else? She did star as Athena in the recent Clash Of The Titans, but all her scenes ended up on the cutting room floor.
So, the fringe… We’re just trying to get our heads round it. We think it’s some bouffant fringe/mega comb-over affair.
It ages her. Yes, it does.
How old is she? 30
Shame. Yep
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